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The grass is greener where you water it.
--Neil Barringham

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
--Albert Einstein

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Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
--Mark Twain

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If there is no struggle, there is no progress. --Frederick Douglas

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It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves and it is not possible to find it elsewhere.
--Agnes Ripplier

Happy

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I want to look back and be able to smile at my past. And know that I did all the wrong things for all the right reasons.
--Indigo Broderick

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Ever notice how "what the hell" is always the right answer?
--Marilyn Monroe

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If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that’s another weakness.
--Jack Handy

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How can you not be romantic about baseball?
--Billy Beane's character in Moneyball

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The difference between what we do and what we are capable of doing would suffice to solve most of the world's problems.
--Mahatma Gandhi

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The only difference between obligation and opportunity is perspective.
--Garrett Kirkland

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
--Mitch Hedberg

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In the poker game of life women are the rake.
--Worm (in the movie Rounders)

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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
--Erica Jong

Courage

If you are lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it.
--John Irving

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I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.
--Wendy Liebman

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Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
--Confucius

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A woman in love can't be reasonable, or she probably wouldn't be in love.
--Mae West