Myspace

One of my students has the following quote on her myspace page:

"Those that don't know me, think I'm quiet. People that know me, wish I was."

Thought of the Week

A recent tabloid on-line prompted me to wonder if "celebrity relationship" should be on our list of oxymorons.

Looking for an English tutor

Diet Plan

Or Have One Baby

Its Great to be a Guy

I remember when Stephanie was about six months pregnant with her first child she said to me excitedly, "Guess what? A woman in HR asked me how far along I was?" I responded back, "Really?!? How Fun! Is this the first time someone that didn't already know asked?" Dan, her husband, walked by and asked if I was sure I wasn't a chick. In a lot a ways I'm a really good girlfriend.

A few years ago I was living at my sister's for a short time. One day she saw me doing laundry. She had something she wanted washed so she asked, "How many loads are you doing?"
"Two."
"What are you doing first?"
"The top of half."

Sometimes it is still nice be a guy. (She didn't have me wash anything for her.)

Thought of the Week: World Book 1984

Remember when we used to say things like, "Go look it up in the encyclopedia."?

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Hooray, Beer!

One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman looked at him with disbelief, fished the fly out of his beer, and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman looked at the Sctotsman in disbelief picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!"




In honor of Super Bowl 43 these guys put together the top 43 beer commercials. If you're like me you'll dedicate 40 minutes of your life (spread out over 4 days) and watch all 43. Besides the two I posted I'll mention a few other favorites. You have to check out #19, the swear jar. #39, the answering machine. Jennifer Anniston in #5. Some classics I didn't mind watching again Coach Mora (#6), I threw a rock (#24), and one of the greatest commercials ever if seeing it for the first time #10. (and any commercial with the Red Stripe guy.) Hooray, Beer!